Dave Barry's Blog, page 3991
May 1, 2009
IT'S GOING AROUND
Not just the flu. Also this photo, sent by former Miami Heraldette Susy Cruz, who says: "For my non-Spanish-speaking friends, the caption basically says 'For when they run out of conventional face masks.'" Correction: It was sent in by Siouxie,...
DINING IN ST. LOUIS COUNTY
Chuck E. Cheese character groped breast, suit says (Thanks to queensbee)
SCIENTIFIC POLL
Are you following Vice President Joe Biden's advice to avoid planes, subways and "confined places?" Yes. I am traveling exclusively in my government-supplied chauffeuered limo.I'm still going to public places, but I'm breathing a lot less often.Joe Biden is the...
'WHERE BLACK PEOPLE AND WHITE PEOPLE BUY FURNITURE. AND HISPANIC PEOPLE, TOO.'
The Red House Explanatory story here. (Thanks to trustf8)
BUT ONLY AFTER HE REPEATEDLY WARNED HIMSELF TO STAND DOWN
Man says he shot himself while asleep (Thanks to Bob Brogan)
RELIGION UPDATE
The Virgin Mary has now appeared on a griddle. (Thanks to trustf8 and Jeff Meyerson)
TROUBLE IN WREXHAM
A ferret carer has lost a ferret.
April 30, 2009
FUNDRAISER BRAINSTORM OF THE WEEK SO FAR
"Get your thinking hats on and see what disability you can represent!" (Thanks to Omaha Bridget)
