Dave Barry's Blog, page 3994
April 29, 2009
A GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND
The non-leaking tomato. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
MONTANA SOCIAL NOTE
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
A LONG-OVERDUE HONOR
Hooker named Indoor Athlete of the Year (Thanks to DavCat)
CRIME IN CASPER
It is out of control. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Cynthia)
April 28, 2009
WE CAN'T WAIT FOR THE CD
(Thanks to Ralph Kirshner)
ULTIMATE FRISBEE CLUB LOSES DICTIONARY SEASON AFTER NUDITY
Team co-captain Dusty Becker said Monday that while he was sorry, he didn’t see a problem with the team’s recent behaviors. (Thanks to oneblankspace)
IT'S ABOUT TIME
If there's one issue in this world that really needed to be addressed, it's the manners of gay Thai monks. (Thanks to queensbee)
FOREIGN-OBJECT-IN-THE-BODY STORY OF THE DAY
After a dozen years, a Colorado State University student who unknowingly had a toothpick lodged in her foot is free of the object. (Thanks to Jesse Sarles)
REMBRANDT OFTEN EXPLORED THIS THEME
Controversy has erupted over a painting depicting a self-pleasuring gerbil. And yes, "The Self-Pleasuring Gerbils" would be a good name for a rock band. (Thanks to DavCat)
GUYS IN ACTION
Man set house on fire while trying to kill a spider with a lighter (Thanks to David in Oz)
