Dave Barry's Blog, page 3990
May 3, 2009
SUSAN BOYLE UPDATE
Now she's on a pizza. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
May 2, 2009
ALCOHOL (AMONG OTHER THINGS) MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
Woman Accused in Maine of Bid to Bite Flight Crew (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
VAGUELY DISTURBING NAME FOR A ROCK BAND
Suckling Monkeys "At first I thought some of the women had fur decorations on their nipples. Then, hearing a rapid sucking noise, I realized they were actually breast-feeding baby monkeys." (Thanks to Chuck Cody)
JOE BIDEN OWNS DOZENS
Wacky flu masks. (Thanks to Siouxie)
AND BEARS POOP IN THE WOODS
The winner of the world doughnut-eating title, for the third time, is a police officer. (Thanks to queensbee)
NO RESPONSE YET FROM FRANCE
A cross-county border dispute has erupted in England after a Devon-based baker won a national award for Cornish pasty. Key In-Your-Face-You-Cornish-Pasty-Losers Quote: "It seems the Cornish may have got a bit podgy round the waist when it comes to pasty-making...
IT'S OK! I'M WITH THE GOVERNMENT!
A census worker asks a woman about her underwear. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
COINCIDENCE? THIS BLOG THINKS NOT.
First the Virgin Mary appears on a griddle, and now this. (Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
MAYDAY!
Plane crashes upside-down into stash of portable toilets (Thanks to DavCat and Peter Metrinko)
May 1, 2009
MAN'S BEST FRIEND
We've known guys like this. ADVISORY: This is not exactly unsafe for work, but it is not exactly tasteful, either. (Thanks to Omaha Bridget)
