Dave Barry's Blog, page 3988

SHE HAS OUR SUPPORT

BOYS WRITE BOOKS.

Girls mock them on their blogs. (Thanks to Rayne)

BUT MOST PEOPLE JUST CALL HIM 'THE DORK'

A British 19-year-old has officially changed his name to "Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined." (Thanks to Jonathan)

A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE AND A DIVE MASK ARE ON THE WAY

(Thanks to Siouxie)

AS REPORTED IN SIN CHEW

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko and Danny)

WHICH MAKES THEM TOTALLY WORTHWHILE

Nuclear bomb tests help to identify fake whisky (Thanks to Laura Wenham)

IS OUR TOY DESIGNERS LEARNING?

(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)

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Here is where we stand as far as I know from reading the official plot summary because I missed last week: Jack is now in something like his 17th consecutive week of dying from the Fatal Swine Pathogen of Death....

TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH OF THE WEEK SO FAR, SHOWER DIVISION

Thanks to this amazing invention, people will no longer have to endure the physical trauma of... OK, of sticking out their hands.

WHEN SHE ACCEPTED, HE WAS SO OVERJOYED THAT HE ACCIDENTALLY CHOPPED OFF HER HAND

(Thanks to Claire Martin)