Dave Barry's Blog, page 3984

TODAY'S GRAMMAR TIP

Remember, those, commas. (Thanks, to Jeff, Meyerson)

ADVICE FOR PUBLIC SPEAKERS

You always want to start by winning over the crowd: Delegates at the Home Office conference were stunned when Gail Adams, Borders and Immigration Agency director for the Midlands said she was not surprised to find the city “still stinking...

NEW YORK WILDLIFE UPDATE

In addition to the cow running loose in Queens, there's still a wallaroo on the lam in Chittenango. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WE SAW WEE AND SEX OPEN FOR HENDRIX

Church wall eroded by wee and sex (Thanks to Ralph)

BECAUSE NEW YORK TRAFFIC WAS NOT BAD ENOUGH

A cow runs loose in Queens. This turned out to be a good moove. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and of course queensbee)

YOUR CLIENTS WILL LOVE THIS, ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE DOGS

Business cards made from meat. (Thanks to Janice Gelb and Frank)

REMINDS US OF COLLEGE

Invasion of the slugs – family wake to a house of slime every morning (Thanks to Siouxie)

THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN NO PROBLEM IF IT HAD BEEN IN A CLEAR ONE-QUART PLASTIC BAG

Miami airport officials seize a bottle of snake wine. (Thanks to Bill Hudgins and funniegrrl)

WATCH OUT, HUMANITY

The ponies are coming. (If you're at work, you might want to turn the speakers down.) (Thanks to Brett)

ATTENTION, WAL-MART SHOPPERS

Watch out for Norman the nutria. (Thanks to queensbee)