Dave Barry's Blog, page 3980

IF THOSE THINGS DEVELOP LEGS, WE ARE IN TROUBLE

Invasion of the Giant Jellyfish (Thanks to Siouxie, who says: "Edgar?")

DON'T YOU JUST HATE THAT

You're all ready to leave, and the 'CHECK ENGINE' light goes on. (Thanks to Not My Usual Alias and Allen at Division)

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Here is where we stand: Tony -- who is now so evil that at any moment his eyeballs are going to start glowing red -- and his evil girlfriend and fellow cabal-ster Cara are about to release the Deadly Fatal...

I'LL HAVE THE GRAND SLAM AND A SCALPEL, PLEASE

Man Attempts To Amputate Own Arm In Denny's (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

TRAGICALLY, 'BUDDY' IS NOT A CANDIDATE

Time to vote for Shed of the Year. (Thanks to uncle Wilco)

REMINDER

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PRECIOUS FAMILY MEMORIES

Sometimes it's better to forget. (Thanks to Randolph Peters)

IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THEY ALSO HAVE VIDEO GAMES

The headstones — fitted with screens and speakers — play recordings of the owners' lives when their loved ones come to pay their respects. (Thanks to catmanmax)

ALSO THEY SHOULD BE EASIER TO REMOVE IN CASE OF EMERGENCY

Commander calls for 'fire-proof bras and panties' (Thanks to catmanmax)

MAN'S BEST FRIEND

It is not the kangaroo. (Thanks to Ralph)