Dave Barry's Blog, page 3977
May 14, 2009
KEITH RICHARDS REMEMBERS ME!
Or Jake Barry. Or somebody. At about the one-minute mark. (Thanks to Josh Kelly, drummer of the world-famous Rock Bottom Remainders)
IS OUR TEENAGERS LEARNING?
Key Excerpt from Police Report: "The passenger in the suspect vehicle, later identified as Alex Skupien, was laughing and shouted, 'You guys got any weed?'" Granto and Palermo wrote. According to police, Belviso, noticed the word "police" in big white...
CSI: TENNESSEE
Claiborne woman fights off home invaders with chili and broom (Thanks to Chris Lawson)
ADVISORY TO AQUARIUM-OWNING MEN
Do NOT click here. (Thanks to Chuck Cody)
THE APOCALYPSE
It is SO here. (Thanks to Not My Usual Alias and catmanmax)
THERE IS NO JUSTICE
Surfer saves drowing kangaroo And this is how they repay us. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
MONTAUK MONSTER UPDATE
It's back. Has anybody considered the possibility that it's the remains of Sal "Big Pussy" Bonpensiero? (Thanks to Ralph. But not this Ralph.)
NOBODY IS SAFE
Nobody. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and catmanmax)
YET ANOTHER ADVANCE IN BRASSIERE TECHNOLOGY
We live in exciting times. Key Quote: Special expanding foam in the cups will loosen or tighten to adapt to the size of the wearer’s breasts as they get hotter. (Thanks to catmanmax)
A SONG FOR THE UPDATED VERSION OF MY FAIR LADY
The air in Spain Is laced with cocaine (Thanks to Siouxie)
