Dave Barry's Blog, page 3979

DUI IN NORWAY

400 yards, $109,000. (Thanks to nursecindy)

THIS CANNOT BE GOOD

Zombie fire ants. (Thanks to Clown Puppy)

THEY LIKE US! THEY REALLY LIKE US!

A review, from the LA Times. (Thanks to klezmerphan)

ADVISORY TO OUR AMISH READERS

Don't drink and buggy. (Thanks to Jonathan Carl, Martini Shark, nursecindy and Jeff Meyerson)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now they're dropping moose from the sky. Which would be a good name for a rock band. (Thanks to Karen Bridgers, Horace LaBadie, NotSherly, Cynthia, and Jeff Meyerson)

IF YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT CLEANING OUT THAT OFFICE REFRIGERATOR

...think again. (Thanks to Maimzini, Steve Shuler, Martini Shark, nursecindy Horace LaBadie and Cynthia)

WE NEED THIS KIND OF MEDICAL CARE IN OUR COUNTRY

An Australian veterinarian saves a frog that was run over by a lawnmower. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THIS SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE

...has Golden Arches. (Thanks to Ralph K)

GERMANY'S GOT TALENT

(Thanks to catmanmax)

WE HAD NO IDEA

There's a national urban chicken movement. "Urban Chickens" would be etc. (Thanks to Baron vonKlyff)