Dave Barry's Blog, page 3982
May 10, 2009
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE WHAT WAS INVOLVED
NT woman's eat bitten off in pub fight (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY GOOD EXERCISE?
Pedaling. (Thanks to Carl Youngdahl)
OF COURSE THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE VAMPIRES WANT US TO THINK
Physicists Prove That Vampires Could Not Exist (Thanks to Ralph)
TO THE MOMS WHO READ THIS BLOG
Happy Mother's Day! Relax and enjoy it. Let the kids feed you and clean up.
May 9, 2009
AN EXPLANATION FOR THE HEROIN EPIDEMIC AMONG CUSTOMER-SERVICE REPRESENTATIVES
Just listen. (Thanks to John Gregg and catmanmax)
THIS JUST IN
Wang whips weary Wong Key Quote: "My coach told me to hold it with two hands, and that's how I got started." (Thanks to Ian Clark)
MYSTERY BROCCOLI SNAKEHEAD UPDATE
T.G.I. Friday's says a severed snake head found in a dish of broccoli at one of its upstate New York restaurants was apparently planted in the meal. (Thanks to many people)
LOOKING FOR A LAST-MINUTE MOTHER'S DAY GIFT?
Probably you should keep looking. (Thanks to CJrun)
GOOD TO KNOW
Gay Porn & Christianity Don't Mix for College Student (Thanks to Capt. Pike)
SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE FEATURING KEVIN BACON
Mystery worms turn on northwest China herdsmen (Yes, "Mystery Worms" would be a good name for a rock band.) (Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
