Dave Barry's Blog, page 3983
May 9, 2009
IS OUR PROM COMMITTEES LEARNING?
Pa. high school orders shot glasses as prom favors (Thanks to Cynthia)
May 8, 2009
IF YOU'RE WONDERING EXACTLY WHEN ALL THE CRAZY DRUG USE STARTED IN THE SIXTIES
We think we've pinned it down. (Thanks to RussellMc) Background: This band, the Tornados -- "Tornadoes" in the U.S. -- also recorded the 1962 hit "Telstar," which I used to think was the weeniest song ever recorded, until I saw...
THEY PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF GOING THE CONDOM ROUTE
A five-year-old hippopotamus named Lieber died in an Israeli safari park on Wednesday as he was being castrated by an international medical team.
MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE UP A COLLECTION
(Thanks to John Regan)
THEY'RE SETTING UP A PERIMETER AROUND MANHATTAN
Jack Kiefer has been charged with assault. (Thanks to everyone)
THIS JUST IN FROM YACHTING MONTHLY
Sailors make better lovers Key Nautical Term: "self-calibrating turgidity anchor" Be advised that this link is not totally safe for work, unless you are judi. (Thanks to Danny)
OK, WE'RE NOT SAYING THIS
A scientific survey is saying this, (Thanks to Baron vonKlyff)
BUSTS 4 JUSTICE
A big win for bigger women. (Thanks to Scott Tennant) Update: The Sun is claiming credit and showing typical restraint. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
FIRST THEY TRIED PICCOLOS, BUT IT DIDN'T WORK OUT
Germans wee in brass instruments (Thanks to catmanmax and Jeff Meyerson)
TODAY'S QUESTION FOR HOUSEHUNTERS
If you saw a snake eating a bird at a house you were about to buy would it put you off buying? (Thanks to Ralph)
