Dave Barry's Blog, page 3986
May 7, 2009
THE HORSE IS THINKING, 'AS SOON AS SHE TURNS HER BACK, THE TRAMPLING BEGINS'
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
May 6, 2009
IT'S A GOOD QUESTION
"Why do an exercise in fertility?" (Thanks to Tagman)
THIS JUST IN FROM MONTPELIER
Congresshumans are fighting for healthier bats. (Thanks to Brian Clay)
AND IF YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT CHANGING YOUR AUSTRALIA TRAVEL PLANS FOR A TRIP TO WEST VIRGINIA...
Think again. (Thanks to Danny)
A WORD OF ADVICE FOR PEOPLE THINKING ABOUT VISITING AUSTRALIA
Don't. (Thanks to Joshua Orpin and Allen at Division)
YOU KNOW WHAT MOM REALLY WANTS FOR MOTHER'S DAY?
Something romantic.
FERRET HEALTH UPDATE
Its a wonder the little buggers survive. This has been your Ferret Health Update.
IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?
Key Defendant Name: Sony Dong There's a pecker joke in here somewhere. (Thanks to Brian Clay, Bob Brogan and Chuck Cody)
HEY, AS LONG AS THEY'RE HAPPY
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL WITH THOSE THINGS
An elderly German man calls the police over a musical greeting card. (Thanks to NotSherly and DavCat)
