Dave Barry's Blog, page 3987
May 6, 2009
THE WAR ON SQUIRREL TERROR
It's about damn time. (Thanks to Michael Morrow and Ralph)
A STUNNED WORLD MOURNS
World's largest rabbit dies before TV appearance (Thanks to Ralph)
THIS GUY IS LUCKY JACK BAUER IS DYING OF A FATAL BIOWEAPON, OR HIS THIGH WOULD NOW BE HAMBURGER
Kiefer Sutherland headbutted designer Jack McCollough over Brooke Shields bump, say witnesses (Thanks to Laura, DavCat and Jeff Meyerson)
NONE FOR US, THANKS; WE'LL JUST HAVE COFFEE
Man at his breakfast table photographs python eating cockatoo (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
May 5, 2009
WOMEN
Do NOT mess with them. (Thanks to Catherine)
WHICH IS BASICALLY THE POINT
Cops find crack in cleavage (Thanks to Danny)
SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE
(Thanks to Mahatma Kane Jeeves)
THE GOOD NEWS IS, THEY'RE LOW IN TRANS-FATS
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
WE'RE SURE THEY ALL DESERVED IT
Message Error Puts Entire Upstate School on Detention (Thanks to Chuck)
CSI: DAWLISH
Spiderman, Tinky Winky and Oompa-Loompa spend night in the cells after fancy dress brawl (Thanks to Danny)
