Dave Barry's Blog, page 3985
May 7, 2009
HEY, HE WAS JUST FOLLOWING THE RULES
Paramedic tried to buy wine wearing only his thong after supermarket staff 'refused to serve him in uniform' (Thanks to Larry Martell)
BULLETIN ADVISORY FOR WOMEN WHO WISH TO FLASH THEIR BOSOMS ON DISNEYLAND THRILL RIDES
The coast is clear. (Thanks to Glen Page)
AT LAST, SCIENTIFIC PROOF
Cats are evil. (Thanks to Siouxie)
THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Now they're attacking jet-skiers with leaping carp, which would be a good name for a rock band. (Thanks to Patricia)
AND NOW THE BASTARD NEVER CALLS HER
Naked mole rat at zoo may be pregnant (Thanks to Rod Kirby)
HARD TO IMAGINE WHY
Exhibition with corpses having sex riles Berlin (Thanks to Ralph)
THERE IS NOTHING HE CANNOT DO
Chuck Norris saves a bakery (Thanks to Allen at Division)
WHY THIS BLOG SUPPORTS MANDATORY FEDERAL REGISTRATION OF HAMMERS, AXES, GOLF CLUBS AND POOL CUES
"This is what happens when idiots produce weapons." (Thanks to DavCat)
THIS MIGHT BE OLD, BUT RIDLEY SENT IT IN
A bird seriously getting down to Ray Charles.
ATTENTION, LADIES INTERESTED IN THE RIGHTS OF ALL PEOPLE
It is our duty to help this man. (Thanks to Russell Mc)
