Dave Barry's Blog, page 3981
May 11, 2009
WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO TELL THIS BLOG THAT MIAMI LACKS CULTURE
This blog replies: Oh yeah? (Thanks to Siouxie)
APPARENTLY THEIR STUDIES DID NOT INCLUDE PHYSICS
"I heard some of the kids saying they were going to see how many they could stick in the elevator," said dance chaperone Jill Young. "I said, 'Oh, like we used to do with the VW Bug." (Thanks to Allen...
SAMUEL L. JACKSON, CALL YOUR AGENT
Snake attacks from toilet bowl Key Unsettling Quote: "A snake's mouth isn't always clean." (Thanks to Danny)
DO BRITAINS HAVE TALENT?
They have talent out the wazoo. (Thanks to RussellMc)
YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN ARE ALWAYS COMPLAINING THAT MEN DON'T NOTICE SUBTLE CHANGES IN THEIR APPEARANCE?
That's not all they don't notice. (Thanks to Andrew Hoenig)
WE'LL JUST HAVE A BEER, THANKS
Cat's pee one of the core aromas in New Zealand sauvignon blanc wines, scientists say (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
'IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICERS?'
(Thanks to Siouxie)
IF YOU'RE STILL EATING BREAKFAST
Do not click here. (Thanks to queensbee)
May 10, 2009
SHOW MOM YOU REALLY CARE
Give her the gift of: Wait Impatiently for Woman. (Thanks tp DavCat)
LET'S PUT HIM IN CHARGE OF THE ECONOMY
AN “ingenious” 62 kilogram orangutan short circuited electrical wires and climbed a fence using a makeshift ladder in an aborted escape attempt from Adelaide Zoo today. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
