Dave Barry's Blog, page 3974
May 18, 2009
THIS IS TOO EASY
Tourist stung 500 times as bees invade French art gallery (Thanks to Bethany Hamblen)
AS SOON AS HE GETS TO THEIR HOUSE, HE WILL RIP THEIR BEST SOFA TO SHREDS
A London couple traveled nearly 4,000 miles to the US state of Michigan adopt a cat. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
IT WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT FEET
Garfield Statue Loses Head (Doo-dah, doo-dah) (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING BACK TO DISNEY WORLD
The Love Park is gone. (Thanks to Andrew Hoenig)
WE DO NOT HAVE THIS PROBLEM IN OUR HOUSE
"Org porn is that glossy, airbrushed fantasy world where everything is pristine, serene and perfectly in order, sort of Playboy, but with chore charts and name-plated cubbyholes." (Thanks to catmanmax)
WAIT... CONTACT WHOM?
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
May 17, 2009
THE POST HUNT
It went pretty well, in the sense that somebody won and nobody perished, as far as we know. There will be lots of coverage here. Thanks to all who came out and tried to figure out what the hell was...
UPDATE
Here are Gene and Tom, with a structure we had built just for the Hunt.
WHEN BANANAS ARE OUTLAWED
...etc. (Thanks to Dave Rogers, Horace LaBadie and DavCat)
SPORTS UPDATE
The winker has apologised for being a snatcher after being branded a plonker We assume this is good. (Thanks to DavCat)
