Dave Barry's Blog, page 3970
May 21, 2009
AN OPTION YOU DON'T GET WITH VOICEMAIL
Angry customer bites off electrician's ear (Thanks to Jonathan Carl)
AS SOON AS HE GETS OUT OF PRISON
...this man will receive a Florida driver's license. Be sure to watch the video. (Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
CRIMINALLY MISLEADING WEBSITE OF THE DAY
www.wellhungmeat.com/ (Thanks a big freaking heap to Danny)
MEANWHILE IN SPACE...
Wakata's fellow astronauts may have noticed that he does not change his underpants very often. (Thanks to trustf8)
OLYMPIC SPIRIT UPDATE
Dude, don't bogart the torch. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
FOR YOUR NEXT PARTY OR CORPORATE FUNCTION
Snail Boy (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Baron vonKlyff)
URGENT BREAKING BOFFIN UPDATE
Whatever would we do without them? (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
May 20, 2009
YET ANOTHER TROUBLED INDUSTRY PLEADS FOR A BAILOUT
(Thanks to Mr. Ken Layne at Wonkette)
