Dave Barry's Blog, page 3966
May 28, 2009
OTHER THAN THAT, IT WENT OFF WITHOUT A HITCH
The hearse driver for a Bogota funeral home stopped for a beer and failed to deliver a body to the cemetery while the family waited, police said. (Thanks to trustf8)
YOU CAN HAVE MY CARROTS WHEN YOU PRY THEM FROM MY COLD, DEAD FINGERS
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
May 27, 2009
ATTENTION, NEBRASKA CRIMESTOPPERS:
Do you recognize this man? (Thanks to
THIS IS WHY, FOR SELF-DEFENSE, WE CARRY AN EMU
Man Uses Live Swan to Beat up Victim (Thanks to Chuck Cody)
GOOD SAMARITAN OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Thanks to Danny)
ASK YOUR TRAVEL AGENT!
Why is there buttock stabbing in Rome? (Thanks to Jeff Arch)
IF IT WERE NOT FOR THIS BLOG'S STRICT POLICY AGAINST MAKING FUN OF NAMES
...we would probably be tempted to link to this. (Thanks to fivver)
IRS EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Cynthia)
ATTENTION CAR-OWNERS
Make sure you have caterpillar coverage. (Thanks to catmanmax and Siouxie)
WOOF
The PowerLoo (Thanks to many people)
