Dave Barry's Blog, page 3967

OUR FIRST THOUGHT WAS: SILICONE

Giant Blob Found Deep Beneath Nevada (Thanks to Cheryl Howard, Laurie and ShadowKatmandu)

CANADA: OUR INSANE FASCINATING NEIGHBOR TO THE NORTH

Governor General eats raw seal heart to support hunters (Thanks to jon harris)

REMEMBER:

Don't drink and clown. (Thanks to David Rogers)

SOUNDS LIKE A NORMAL SATURDAY NIGHT IN MIAMI

HOLDEN, Maine — Wanted: a few dozen individuals willing to spend a night howling like wolves in Maine’s North Woods, and who won’t be scared off if they get a response. (Thanks to Danny)

CSI: NEBRASKA

Lincoln police Capt. Bob Kawamoto says the man walked into a Kwik Shop convenience store before dawn Monday wearing an empty Bud Light box on his head as a mask. (Thanks to Jeff Sutton, queensbee and Jonathan)

IS OUR BASEBALL TEEMS LEARNING?

The Natinals strike again. (Thanks to Gregg Geil)

IMAGINE WHAT THEY WOULD DO FOR BEER

The Annual Cheese Rolling. I'm attempting to embed a video here, and I don't really know how. If it doesn't work, judi will of course be fired. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WE LOVE OUR DOG

But there's a limit.

BUTT HOLE ROAD UPDATE

The end of an era. (Thanks to DavCat)

FINALLY, SOMEBODY IS DOING SOMETHING

A Minnesota man takes on mulletism. (Thanks to Matt Filar) For some reason we feel compelled to link to this.