Dave Barry's Blog, page 3965
May 28, 2009
NOT YET, DAMMIT!
(Thanks to Andy the TropicHunt.com Guy and Chuck)
YOU WILL BE RELIEVED TO LEARN THAT THIS BLOG'S STRICT POLICY AGAINST MAKING FUN OF NAMES
...also applies to ships. (Thanks to Chuck Cody)
NOTHING HERE TO SEE
Those of you who have no lives whatsoever been around this blog a while may recall when we got involved in an exploding-cow controversy with Wikipedia, which concluded that the exploding-cow problem was imaginary. Fine. We will let bygones be...
CSI: FLATHEAD VALLEY
(Thanks to Sue Jenkins)
JESUS SIGHTINGS UPDATE
Now: Marmite. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
SPEAKING OF MOTHRA...
Beware of Rubberduckzilla. (Thanks to Janice Gelb and Peter Metrinko)
HIGHER EDUCATION UPDATE
(Thanks to Baron vonKlyff and Jeff Meyerson)
FIRST MOTHRA, AND NOW THIS
Scientists in Japan have created luminous designer monkeys. (Thanks to Baron vonKlyff, who notes that Luminous Designer Monkeys would be a good etc.) Update: Another story here. (Thanks to nursecindy)
WE GIVE HIM EIGHT MINUTES TOPS
Freddie Prinze Jr. joins '24' (Thanks to Martini Shark)
WE'RE IN TROUBLE
Guys, if you want to know where the economy is headed next, look in your underwear drawer. (Thanks to Colleen Tolton)
