Dave Barry's Blog, page 3968
May 26, 2009
WHO'S UP FOR A SWIM?
Not us. The Good News: Nevertheless, health officials insist that swimming in and even swallowing urine-contaminated water isn't harmful to someone's health.
ATTENTION, BRIDES-TO-BE
Nothing says "I DO" like a machine gun on full auto. (Thanks to Malcolm Hoar)
ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
Boat flies out of Square Pond, lands in trees (Thanks to Ralph and DjTonyB)
WE JUST USE THE OVEN
(Thanks to DavCat and Heather)
WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU MARK YOUR PLACE
Horror story printed on toilet paper in Japan
May 25, 2009
MEMORIAL DAY FLORIDA WILDLIFE UPDATE
It seemed an appropriate day to offer up some positive thoughts for our troops at the prayer circle at the Baptist Church up the road: which is watched over by a (protected) burrowing owl:
MEMORIAL DAY
Have a good one. But remember why it's called Memorial Day, and tell your kids.
May 24, 2009
SOCCER TOURNAMENT UPDATE
After yesterday's game (we won't talk about it) (except to say that there were girls on the other team who were probably professionals) (and had moustaches) our team went to Disney Animal Kingdom, where, among many other animals, we saw...
May 23, 2009
SOCCER TOURNAMENT UPDATE
The bad news is, our team is getting creamed. The good news is, one of the younger brothers found, quote, "a magical ball of poo."
May 22, 2009
SOCCER TOURNAMENT UPDATE
This doesn't bode well.
