Dave Barry's Blog, page 3962

WE'RE SPECULATING THAT ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

A REVELLER dressed as a giant chicken bit off a man’s ear after chasing him from a nightclub. (Thanks to catmanmax)

NEXT QUESTION: WHAT THE HECK IS 'CHEEZ'?

The Lord Justice Hath Ruled: Pringles Are Potato Chips (Thanks to Meanie the Blue)

YUM

Bacon. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Ralph)

WE'RE ONLY POSTING THIS TO MAKE YOU STOP SENDING IT IN

("Thanks" to 83 jillion people)

ATTENTION ALL LAFAYETTE, LA., UNITS

Be on the lookout. (Thanks to CJrun)

BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO GET CALLUSES

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

HEAR, HEAR

(Thanks to Rick Day)

SANDUSKY CRIME UPDATE

Sandusky is finally cracking down on unauthorized lawn-mowing of city parks. (Thanks to catmanmax)

OUTRAGE

In this blog's legal opinion, if something is called a "see-through" swimsuit, you should be able to see through it. (Thanks to Malcolm Hoar)

BY LAW YOU HAVE TO OFFER, AT MINIMUM, LASAGNA

If you owe the IRS money, do not offer the agent pizza (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and nursecindy)