Dave Barry's Blog, page 3960
June 2, 2009
IS OUR BIOLOGY STUDENTS LEARNING?
Key Quote: "What was I eating?" the boy recalled asking. Testicles, the students replied. (Thanks to Siouxie)
THE WORLD HEAVES A SIGH OF RELIEF
Attempt to smuggle 120 tortoises foiled in Poland (Thanks to funniegrrl)
THUS EXPLAINING THE MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE OF THE HEALTH INSPECTOR
Owner Finds Alligator In Restaurant Bathroom (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
THE NATIONAL PASTIME
Pirates pick on Putz in eighth as Mets lose (Thanks to Danny)
WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE SEX PISTOLS
Foul Genital Odor (Thanks to Justin Beland)
PSSST
Wanna do some luggage? (Thanks to John Gregg)
LET'S MAKE IT AN OLYMPIC SPORT
(Thanks to Dan)
MIAMI-DADE PROSECUTOR OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Thanks to Jonathan Carl)
YOU ARE NOW FREE TO WEEWEE IN YOUR FLIGHT SUIT
Pilot Forgets To Check Gas Before Taking Off, Runs Out Mid-Flight (Thanks to jon harris)
