Dave Barry's Blog, page 3957
June 5, 2009
'WHAT'S THAT YOU'RE WEARING?'
Essence of Maggot (Thanks to John Gregg)
WHATEVER YOU DO
...do not click here. (Thanks to Danny)
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME
Yakima cracks down on 'cleavage of the buttocks' (Thanks to Danny)
THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN
It turns out there are no crunchberries. (Thanks to Ralph)
SCIENCE BARGES FORWARD
Researchers tickled 22 young apes and three humans and acoustically analysed the laughing sounds that resulted. (Thanks to nursecindy)
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME
...before they make Beer Coca-Cola. (Thanks to Joe Hicks)
WE ASSUME SHE HAS AN AGENT
Nicolas Cage reportedly hired a Voodoo Priestess to remove a curse on his new movie... (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says, "Better an acting coach.")
June 4, 2009
PLEASE CELEBRATE RESPONSIBLY
Tomorrow is National Donut Day. (Thanks to jon harris)
CSI: FORT WALTON BEACH
Fight over cell phone leads to dislocated hair extensions (Thanks to Matt Filar)
