Dave Barry's Blog, page 3955
June 7, 2009
LEGAL UPDATE FROM SWEDEN
A criminal gets a reduced sentence because a dog mitigated his circumstances. (Thanks to John Korvell)
HIGHER EDUCATION IN SINGAPORE
Mandatory pole-dancing classes. (Thanks to Bob McCarty)
ATTENTION, TOURISTS HEADING FOR BOSTON
The $300,000 toilet. Key Quote: "There were more complications on this one than on any toilet we've worked on." (Thanks to Guin, who says, "For $300,000, it should poop FOR you.") Maybe they should have considered this design. (Thanks to...
WHEN PEOPLE SAY AMERICAN CAR MANUFACTURERS CAN NO LONGER COMPETE
...this blog says, Oh yeah? (Thanks to a kubbs)
ONCE AGAIN OUR STRICT POLICY AGAINST MAKING FUN OF NAMES
,,,prevents us from linking to an important news item. (Thanks to Rich Klinzman)
BUT CAN YOU USE IT WHILE WEARING YOUR SNUGGIE?
Comfort Wipe (Thanks to Ralph)
A CELEBRITY TOO ANNOYING EVEN FOR MIAMI
Mr. Clucky gets the boot. (Thanks to DavCat)
June 6, 2009
WHY WE LOVE THE INTERNET
Pick the Perp (Thanks to Steve [The Other Steve:] Lancaster)
PLEASE CELEBRATE APPROPRIATELY
West Virginia has made coal the Official State Rock. (Thanks to John Regan)
IT ALSO WORKS WELL BEFORE
(Thanks to CJrun)
