Dave Barry's Blog, page 3951
June 11, 2009
LET THERE BE REJOICING THROUGHOUT THE LAND
They found Bandit's head. (Thanks to Kris Kudenholdt)
YOU LIVE IN JERSEY, YOU GET USED TO IT
Bullet enters and exits body, but Jersey City man didn't notice (Thanks to Barbara A)
SEND HER TO WASHINGTON
Japanese law lecturer jailed for mooning judge (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
IT IS BECAUSE OF OUR INTEREST IN THE ORDINANCES REGARDING GOATS ON A RESIDENTIAL PROPERTY IN RICHFIELD, IDAHO, AND NOT BECAUSE WE WISH TO DRAW YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MAYOR'S NAME
...that we are linking to this item. (Thanks to Jim Banholzer)
June 10, 2009
BEER
Always keep some handy. (Thanks to Allen at Division and Ralph)
CENTURIES FROM NOW, THEY'LL BOTH LOOK BACK AND LAUGH
JERUSALEM - An Israeli woman mistakenly threw out a mattress with $1 million inside, setting off a frantic search through tons of garbage at a number of landfill sites, Israeli media reported Wednesday.The woman told Army Radio that she bought...
ENOUGH ALREADY
...with the mutant bacon foods. (Thanks to John Gregg) (Mutant Bacon Foods would be a good name for a rock band)
THE VIOLENT DOG UPRISING AGAINST HUMANITY
Any day now. (Thanks to Janice Gelb)
BREAKING CORPSE FLOWER UPDATE
Duane Carrell, who has been checking the CorpseCam daily, reports that the corpse flower is not looking too perky. "It looks like it needs Viagra," Duane states.
