Dave Barry's Blog, page 3950
June 11, 2009
THE TRICKY PART IS READING THEM THEIR RIGHTS
Police in Sierra Leone have called in the army and fire brigade to try to take back control of a police station which has been overrun by hundreds of poisonous snakes. (Thanks to Baron vonKlyff)
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY WE KNOW OF TO DEMONSTRATE THE VULNERABILITY OF BICYCLISTS AND PROTEST OIL DEPENDENCIES
And that is: Get naked. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
WOMEN OF SALEM:
Watch your back. (Thanks to Sue Jenkins)
EMPLOYER OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
NOW THAT HE'S FREE, HE CAN HELP RUN GENERAL MOTORS
Forger too bad at forgery to be guilty of forgery (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE IT TURNS TO HEROIN
Dog gets high on pot found in park (Thanks to Bruce Kizer)
THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Now they're using foxes to steal shoes. (Thanks to Carl Youngdahl)
CSI: SEATTLE
Robbery at forkpoint. (Thanks to Ralph)
'LET'S DRINK TO US!'
The Gazprom corporate anthem. (Thanks to jon harris)
WE ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS WAS SPEFICIALLY STATED IN THE BILL OF RIGHTS
The constitutional right to have a giant inflatable gorilla in a bathing suit and sunglasses grabbing consumer attention from a Houston business rooftop is the key issue in a trial that began in federal court on Wednesday. (Thanks to queensbee)
