Dave Barry's Blog, page 3949
June 12, 2009
IF SHE HAD OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOKS, SHE'D FACE THE DEATH PENALTY
An Horry County woman has been charged with forgery after police said she wrote fake doctor's notices to excuse four students, including her own child, from classes at Socastee High School. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
ALSO, BEARS POOP IN THE WOODS
Marriage makes you fat. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Danny)
YOU MAY NOW PRUNE THE BRIDE
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Allen at Division)
PLEASE CELEBRATE APPROPRIATELY, BY SCRATCHING YOURSELF
Monday is National Man Day. (Thanks to Cynthia)
WHAT THE STORY FAILS TO MENTION IS THAT THEY'RE 35 FEET LONG
Radioactive wasp nests at Hanford reservation (Thanks to Ron Gibb and Mr. Michael)
YOU JUST KNOW HIS INSURANCE DOESN'T COVER THIS
Schoolboy survives meteorite hit (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, John Drost and jon harris)
MUSHROOM OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Thanks to Danny)
WOMEN
They're all the same. (Thanks to Danny)
NOT TOO CREEPY
(Thanks to catmanmax and Jeff Meyerson)
June 11, 2009
O-KAYYYY....
Johnson, 75, says he was in the Korean conflict, asserts he is patriotic and that the Nazi flag is not intended as an insult to the armed forces, but rather, is intended to irk a neighbor with whom he had...
