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June 17, 2009

FATHER'S DAY IS COMING

Dad needs this. (Thanks to Leetie, who notes: "Holds five beers!")
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Published on June 17, 2009 07:09

MIAMI FINE DINING UPDATE

When you think seafood, think: Disco Fish.
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Published on June 17, 2009 07:05

June 16, 2009

OH... THEY MEAN GIFTS

(Thanks to catmanmax)
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Published on June 16, 2009 08:35

AN OUTRAGE

Florida demands a recount. (Thanks to Michael Frixen, Matt Loper, Danny and spyrodevil. And of course Siouxie.)
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Published on June 16, 2009 08:29

TOLEDO

Cracking down on people wantonly parking in their own driveways. Key Mayor Name That We Are Not Making Fun Of: Carty Finkbeiner (Thanks to queensbee)
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Published on June 16, 2009 08:26

RAIN OF TADPOLES UPDATE

It's still going on, and of course it continues to be a good name for a rock band. (Thanks to Matt Filar)
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Published on June 16, 2009 08:23

CLEARLY THESE PEOPLE HAVE NEVER SEEN THE TOILETS AT THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA

The Blarney Stone is named World's Germiest Tourist Attraction. (Thanks to Janice Gelb)
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Published on June 16, 2009 04:46

WE JUST FIGURED OUT WHERE JUDI IS

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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Published on June 16, 2009 04:41

WHY PUPPIES MAKE PRACTICAL PETS

You can keep them anywhere and feed them anything. (Thanks to Yet Another Dave, Jeff Meyerson and nursecindy)
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Published on June 16, 2009 04:38

EVIDENTLY THERE'S TOO MUCH WEE IN LAKE KEOWEE

(Thanks to Matt Blackstone)
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Published on June 16, 2009 04:32