Dave Barry's Blog, page 3941
June 19, 2009
IT'S A START
Indiana lawyer found asleep in trash can Alcohol may have been involved. (Thanks to Jonathan)
SUMMER RECREATION UPDATE
Understanding Cornhole (Thanks to Kurt in Maryland)
FASHION UPDATE FROM ENGLAND
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
A REALLY STUPID BRILLIANT IDEA
The Makeup Tentacle (Thanks to The Perts)
BUT CAN IT TWEET?
LONDON (Reuters) – Former Wimbledon champion Maria Sharapova presented a prototype dress to reporters that is designed to light up when the wearer's mobile telephone rings. (Thanks to Cynthia) Vaguely related item here. (Thanks to Andy Walker)
SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE
Huge Sperm of the Ancient Crustaceans (Thanks to Dr. Doug)
A GREAT DAY FOR HUMANITY IN GENERAL
KUALA LUMPUR: By tomorrow, a personal instructor wearing a diaper could become the first person in Malaysia to cycle nonstop on a gym bike for 48 hours. Key Name: Wong Wai Hoong, whose nickname is probably not "Wrong Way," but...
CREEPING FASCISM UPDATE
Soon a man will have no rights at all.
THE SAME THING HAPPENS TO US AFTER THREE SECONDS OF COPACABANA
Man snaps after three years of bad violin playing (Thanks to Ralph) Vaguely related item here. (Thanks to Jeff Matthews, who says, "Think what they would do to the Rock Bottom Remainders.")
