Dave Barry's Blog, page 3939
June 22, 2009
CIVILIZATION IS DOOMED
The British government is eliminating the teaching of "i" before "e," except after "c." (Thanks to Cynthia and nursecindy)
LET'S HOPE TOLEDO DOESN'T FIND OUT ABOUT THIS
(Thanks to Janice Gelb)
FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE PEEPS
(Thanks to nursecindy, catmanmax and Horace LaBadie)
June 21, 2009
GNFARB
Therapy Chickens (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
IF YOU SEE ONLY ONE EXTREMLY RANDOM INCOMPREHENSIBLE VIDEO FEATURING HELEN HUNT, HALL AND OATES AND A KEYBOARD-PLAYING CAT THIS YEAR
...make it this one. (Thanks to Mahatma Kane Jeeves)
WHICH LEADS US TO ASK:
Why do they have jockeys in the first place? (Thanks to Jenny Kellner)
BUDDY UPDATE
Buddy lost out again. Poor li'l Buddy. (Thanks to PerroMax)
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY
Consider going to church. (Thanks to Danny)
June 20, 2009
DUDE
Let's plug something in. (Thanks to Kay Myers)
