Dave Barry's Blog, page 3937
June 24, 2009
A FLORIDA PILOT'S LICENSE IS ON THE WAY
Plane crashes into cow, pilot survives (Thanks to Cynthia)
June 23, 2009
BUT DO NOT USE THE VENUS FLY TRAP
Pitcher Plant Doubles as Toilet
IT'S A TOTAL CHICK MAGNET
You can own the Tron Guy's plane. (Via Gizmodo)
HE IS WELCOME ON THE HIGHWAYS OF FLORIDA
After drinking at least 10 beers at a golf course on state Highway 167 and being left behind by the relatives who brought him there, a South Milwaukee man decided to drive himself the nearly 40 miles back to his...
FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF PEOPLE WITH WAY TOO MUCH SPARE TIME, WE GIVE YOU...
...this. (Thanks to Siouxie)
IT'S TIME FOR STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS
Woman smacked with cucumber in Lehigh Acres (Thanks to Danny)
WE NEED TO INCORPORATE THIS INTO THE INAUGURATION CEREMONY
The beer-keg handoff. (Thanks to Ralph)
SOON TO BE A TV REALITY SHOW
Fingernail Repo Woman (Thanks to Cynthia)
NAKED CANADIANS UPDATE
They're out of control up there. (Thanks to Chuck Cody)
CHEMISTRY
More fun than you think. (Thanks to Ralph)
