Dave Barry's Blog, page 3933
June 26, 2009
CSI: IMMACULATE CONCEPTION CARNIVAL
When questioned by police, Martin said he was with the band.However, when Wilson checked with the band, band members said Martin was not part of the group but that he had consumed all of their beer. (Thanks to ciomaz)
THINKING OF GOING TO CRETE TO HOLD A STAG PARTY DRESSED AS NUNS?
Think again. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
STRUCTURAL ENGINEERING UPDATE FOR MEN
There have been some important advances. (Thanks to Brian Clay and Siouxie)
BUT MAYBE IT COULD BE MODIFIED TO KILL REALLY SMALL FLYING PEOPLE
The scare was short-lived as bomb experts identified it as machine for killing mosquitoes rather than people. (Thanks to Claire Martin)
IF THERE IS ONE THING WE TAXPAYERS CAN ALL AGREE WE WANT $100,000 OF OUR MONEY USED FOR
...it's Wyoming toad recovery. (Thanks to Siouxie)
THE BILDING BLOCKS OF CHARACTAR
Acedemics and Atheletics (Thanks to Braniff)
HEY, IT'S FRIDAY
(oʞuıɹʇǝɯ ɹǝʇǝd oʇ sʞuɐɥʇ) ˙slıɐɯǝ uʍop-ǝpısdn puǝs llǝʍ sɐ ʇɥƃıɯ
AREN'T THERE A LOT OF DRUGS IN THAILAND? WE'RE JUST ASKING.
(Thanks to Danny, who wonders if this could be done with squirrels)
WE CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE THINGS ARE STILL LEGAL
Couple accused of assault using Cheetos (Thanks to Lindsay)
