Dave Barry's Blog, page 3930
June 30, 2009
HORN-TOOTING ALERT
Here's a nice review of the book Ridley and I have coming out in October.
INCREDIBLY, HE APPEARS TO BE SINGLE
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
THE LIGHTER SIDE OF HEART SURGERY
Wacky hijinks! (Thanks to Allen at Division)
IT HAS GOT TO STOP
Another senseless violin attack. (Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
MAN'S BEST FRIEND
"Her dog got into her purse and ate all her personal checks," Banfield said. The woman reportedly told police she had no choice but to take funds from her former husband's account. A Wisconsin teenager using a classic excuse for...
LET'S JUST HOPE THEY DON'T RESORT TO...
...dynamite. (Thanks to Ralph)
DO NOT TRY TO MAKE IT SNOOZE
The flesh-eating clock. (Thanks to Jonathan)
CSI: DES MOINES
Orphan iguana stolen from Iowa rescue center (Thanks to Cynthia)
IT'S A DISGUISE, AND A GOOD NAME FOR A ROCK BAND
Cross-Dressing Clown Robs Liquor Store (Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
