Dave Barry's Blog, page 3929
July 1, 2009
WE'RE GETTING CHOKED UP
Michael Jackson Butter Statue Tribute Planned in Iowa (Thanks to Rick Harover)
MEN: DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING HEADLINE
Man uses nail clippers in DIY circumcision ("Thanks" to Jeff Meyerson)
ARRR THEY NUTS?
A Russian luxury yacht company is now offering pirate-hunting trips that promise the chance to be attacked by real sea bandits. The yachts cruise from Djibouti to Mombasa in Kenya at deliberately low speeds in the hopes of attracting pirates....
RESEARCHERS, DIGGING DEEP
KEY SHOCKING DISCOVERY: We studied nose-picking behavior in a sample of 200 adolescents from 4 urban schools. RESULTS: Almost the entire sample admitted to nose picking, with a median frequency of 4 times per day. (Thanks to John Drost)
MAKES SENSE TO US
After all, Garfield is naked. (Thanks to Mary Lyall)
SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON
Protection sought again for giant, spitting worms (Thanks to Ralph)
June 30, 2009
SPORTS UPDATE
Francoeur said he had not worn the turkey briefs for back-to-back games all season, but will Tuesday (the Braves were off Monday, and he planned to ask his wife, Catie, to wash the underwear). (Thanks to Jonathan)
NO, YOU READ HIM HIS RIGHTS
Homeowner assaulted by defecating man (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
