Dave Barry's Blog, page 3927
July 4, 2009
July 3, 2009
WHILE THE BLOG'S AWAY...
We have plenty of time to listen to him talk about Miami. And books and some other stuff.
ADVISORY
Today I turn EVEN OLDER THAN I ALREADY WAS, if such a thing is possible. It's a grim occasion, but I did get a thoughtful gift from judi in the form of a Cher Barbie doll, designed by famous designer...
July 2, 2009
DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE ANY OPENINGS?
Naked Friday (Thanks to DJTonyB)
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
(Thanks to Renee the First)
A PLEA TO WOMEN
Keep it down. (So to speak.) (Thanks to queensbee)
AS IF MIAMI INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT WASN'T ALREADY ENOUGH OF A GAMBLE
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
THEY PLAN TO TRADE 17 OF THEM FOR FONDUE SETS
Couple get 24 toasters as wedding gifts (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
AND AT LEAST TWO-THIRDS OF THEM LIVE IN MY YARD
A single mega-colony of ants has colonised much of the world, scientists have discovered. (Dr. Doug)
