Dave Barry's Blog, page 3923
July 11, 2009
CELEBRITY UPDATE
I met Winnie El Pooh, who you will be glad to know is not at all stuck up.
FACT
Spain is the world's largest producer of broccoli.
TRAVEL UPDATE
In the last three days I have looked at -- this is a conservative estimate -- 68,500 square feet of art, including 14,500 square feet just of the baby Jesus.
July 10, 2009
SHOCKING NEWS FROM THE BBC
(Thanks to son of the s.b.)
YET ANOTHER REASON FLORIDA IS NOT LIKE WHERE YOU LIVE
Apparently we have a helpful "self-arrest" program (Thanks to Allen at Division)
CSI: BOURNEMOUTH
(Thanks to Bob Brogan)
THEY COULDN'T GET RICHARD GERE?
Mel Gibson to star in 'Beaver' (Thanks to Annie Where-but-here)
YEAH, AND THEY TOLD YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT THEIR WEIGHT, TOO
(Thanks to Kaleb Naegeli) (Note: This may have been blogged before, but it's been awhile since we were fired.)
UPDATE FROM SPAIN
They have all the modern coveniences here.
SPANISH CULTURAL UPDATE
In Spain, the Roadrunner says "Bip Bip."
