Dave Barry's Blog, page 3922

MOTOR SPORTS UPDATE

Ew. (Thanks to Neil G)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now: frogs. (Thanks to Steve Hammond) Update: Also, fish. (Thanks to Steve Grady)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR MOBY GRAPE

Massive Squid (Thanks to Siouxie and Allen at Division)

IT'S EXACTLY LIKE THE REAL THING, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF HUGE LETHAL ANIMALS, THERE ARE WOMEN WITH FOAM-CORE BATS

The Running of the Bulls in New Orleans (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and DavCat)

TAKE THAT, BRAD PITT

Study: Ugly Men More Fertile, Produce More Sperm During Sex (Thanks to tomavagrki)

FLORIDA

Even Our Toilets Are Different

THIS IS NOT FUNNY, OK?

Texting Teen Falls Down Manhole Shocking Fact: The family plans to sue. (Thanks to Cathy Mazuroski and SW)

GUYS TAKING CHARGE

While this guy's wife was sleeping, he was barking at a bear. Key Quote: "I said, goldang, it;s a bear! And then just out of impulse I went 'Arf! Arf! Arf!'" (Thanks to CJrun)

YOU JUST KNOW IT HAS A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Drunk badger disrupts traffic (Thanks to Jonathan)

WE'LL TAKE A CASE

Elephant buttock moisturizer a success (Thanks to Siouxie and DavCat)