Dave Barry's Blog, page 3919
July 16, 2009
CELEBRITY UPDATE
Ghostly image of Michael Jackson appears on car bonnet (Thanks to Ralph) VAGUELY RELATED UPDATE: PETA suggests nondairy Michael Jackson sculpture (Thanks to queensbee)
July 15, 2009
LIBRARIANS
They are out of control. (Thanks to Marta "Mike's Daughter" Zlotnick)
FRESH & EASY
(Ted knows just what we like.)
WHY WE LOVE GOLF
The non-stop action. (Thanks to Siouxie)
THERE IS NOTHING WORSE
...than finding a snake in your bonnet. (Thanks to Siouxie)
YEAH, BUT YOU GET 20 IN A PACK
Josh Muszynski swiped his debit card at a gas station to buy a pack of cigarettes. His bank account showed he spent over 23 quadrillion dollars. (Thanks to Ralph)
GUY HANDYMAN OF THE DAY SO FAR
(Thanks to nursecindy)
IS THERE ANYTHING IT CAN'T DO?
Maine Man Uses Beer To Lure Drunk Intruder Out of His House (Thanks to Rafi Farber and Jeff Meyerson)
