Dave Barry's Blog, page 3918
July 16, 2009
THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN
Turns out that one of the gay penguins is not gay. (Thanks to Snif)
TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH OF THE WEEK SO FAR
iBum chair automatically photocopies your butt (Thanks to John Kitzmiller)
SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON
(Thanks to everyone)
ATTENTION, LADIES
We're guessing he's single. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
EDUCATOR OF THE WEEK SO FAR
A cram school teacher in Saitama Prefecture has been arrested for allegedly plugging toilets on Tobu Railway express trains with rolls of toilet paper more than 10 times last month, police said Wednesday. Hirokazu Mochizuki, 50, who teaches in Miyashiro,...
ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
WHATEVER YOU DO
...do not watch this. Advisory: Not safe for work, or humanity in general. (Thanks to CJrun, who states, accurately, that "this is possibly the single grosses thing ever.")
ON THEIR WAY TO FLORIDA, NO DOUBT
South Alabama traffic stop finds two drunken women, one who couldn't find her shirt (Thanks to Rick Day) Be advised that you guys will be deeply disappointed by the video.
GREAT. NOW ALL GUYS WILL BE EXPECTED TO DO THIS.
A man has proposed to his girlfriend by hiring a cinema to play a film of himself singing in his underpants. (Thanks to Siouxie)
FROM TIME TO TIME, THIS BLOG RECEIVES AN EMAIL THAT MAKES THIS BLOG GO, QUOTE, "HUH?"
This is such a time: Hi Dave, With Michael Ian Black's new show, Michael and Michael Have Issues, debuting tonight on Comedy Central, I wanted to gauge your interest in posting an entry highlighting his partnership with Klondike to answer...
