Dave Barry's Blog, page 3920
July 15, 2009
WHY JUST A DAY? LET'S SEND THEM THERE PERMANENTLY.
Florida's killer snakes get a day in Senate
July 14, 2009
IT'S TIME FOR STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS
Officials tell the Jersey Journal they still don't know why a gunman robbing a gas station near the Holland Tunnel was carrying a potato in his left hand, but one Jersey City officer speculates he may have been trying to...
WHY WE LOVE GUYS
They're practical. Grosnickle told Bartel he had two problems: His dog died July 3 and the corpse smelled bad, and he was moving and needed to get rid of his furniture, the report stated. After drinking a bottle of gin...
HE'S WELCOME IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD
Police: Drunk man mowed neighbor's lawn (Thanks to Mike Ester and Matt Filar)
MIDDLE EAST UPDATE
Hamas says Israel dumping aphrodisiac gum on Gaza (Thanks to Mark Scholl)
SPORTY, YET PRACTICAL
The bulletproof shirt. (Thanks to Layla Bohm)
YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT
(Thanks to Lisa Gibson)
THAT'S A PARTIAL LOAD OFF OUR MINDS
The director of the Colorado Oil and Gas Conservation Commission says the mystery of the flammable water from a Fort Lupton-area well has been partially solved. (Thanks to Claire Martin) We saw Flaming Water open for The Doors.
TELL US WHAT YOU REALLY THINK, GLENN
This blog's Miami Herald colleague Glenn Garvin reviews a new show: Before we go any further, let's be clear about something: I'm not saying Miami Social is so bad it's good. I'm saying it's so bad it will make you...
CHIHUAHUAS
They're tougher than you think. (Thanks to Dan Fries)
