Dave Barry's Blog, page 3916
July 18, 2009
FLORIDA RETAIL UPDATE
Oompa Loompa Causes Mall Chaos (Thanks to Siouxie)
July 17, 2009
DULUTH SOCIAL NOTE
A Duluth man with a history of burglary to satisfy a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing large rubber exercise balls has been at it again, according to a complaint made public on Thursday. (Thanks to jonathan)
IT LOOKS HARMLESS, BUT IT WILL RAVAGE YOUR GARBAGE
The Caribbean Pig Shark (Thanks to Claire Martin)
WE SAW PICKLED CHAMELEON OPEN FOR MASSIVE SQUID
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
CSI: BENNINGTON
A Vermont State Police trooper said when a car pulled up next to him at an intersection on Wednesday night he noticed a glass sitting on the trunk. Alcohol may have been involved. (Thanks to RussellMc)
WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE?
DES MOINES (AP) - The Iowa State Fair's annual butter sculptures will not feature a moonwalking Michael Jackson. (Thanks to Rick Harover)
FIRST THE WORLD ECONOMY COLLAPSES
...and now this. (Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
AND YET IT STILL PEES ON THE RUG
Woman teaches dog to read (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
