Dave Barry's Blog, page 3912
July 22, 2009
ALERT THE MEDIA
Jesus showed up in my egg today! Hallelu. -- the s.b.
July 21, 2009
BECAUSE HE'S INSANE IT'S THERE
A guy rides a rollercoaster track on rollerskates. (Thanks to Siouxie)
MAYBE IT HAD (HAR!) BUCK TEETH
Deer breaks into dentist office (Thanks to Deb)
SPORTS UPDATE
This just in. (Thanks to Baron vonKlyff) Update: Possibly related business update here. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
FLORIDA
A proud state. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
THE IMPORTANT THING IS, EVERYBODY'S KEEPING BUSY
In a triumph of covert police work, undercover officers in North Carolina arrested another undercover officer from a different force after buying drugs off him. (Thanks to Siouxie and catmanmax)
CANADA
Less Boring Than You Think (Thanks to Moe)
THIS IS WHY WE STICK TO BEER
A MAN was engulfed in flames after a police Taser hit him on the bridge of his nose while they were investigating claims of petrol sniffing. (Thanks to catmanmax, Sue Jenkins, Jeff Meyerson and Jon Harris)
IOWA VOTING UPDATE
(Thanks to Bob McCarty)
PURSUED BY THE ROBOT T. REX...
...the tractor, despite being a poor swimmer, fled for the relative safety of the lake. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
