Dave Barry's Blog, page 3908
July 24, 2009
YOU NEED THEM NOW
Handerpants. (Thanks to James)
IMAGINE THE LIMBO CONTEST
Orgy cruising. Key Excerpt: The compromising pictures, which showed tourists in engaging in sexual acts, were too explicit to be published in the Cyprus Mail, but many depicted 'competitions' in which whipped cream, melons and bananas played a central role....
THAT WILL TEACH THEM
(Thanks to DavCat)
CSI: KUALA TERENGGANU
The Terengganu Government has called for prompt action against the Kemaman panty and bra thief before the culprit strikes more fear among families. Key Name of Disgusted State Executive Councillor: Datuk Mohamed Awang Tera (Thanks to Rakesh Kumar Premakumaran)
THERE SHOULD ALSO BE SOME KIND OF MINIMUM-IQ REQUIREMENT
Drug testing proposed for state legislators (Thanks to CJrun)
AND YET THE NETWORKS CONTINUE TO SHOW GOLF
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
SWINGER OF THE WEEK SO FAR
(Thanks to Siouxie)
ANOTHER ADVANTAGE OF RENTING
"I said, 'Geez, Tony, something is going on with your house,'" recalled their next-door neighbor Paul Hoff. "'The siding is melting.'" (Thanks to Bruce)
BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU NEED BREAD STAT
Guys have built a 180-mph bread van. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
THEY'LL NEVER TAKE IT ALIVE
Group claims the Wienermobile broke law in Hawaii (Thanks to everyone on the Internet)
