Dave Barry's Blog, page 3906
July 27, 2009
BUY ME SOME PEANUTS AND CRACKER JACK
...and don't forget the ice cream, hot dogs, pickles, anchovies, salsa, chips, and peanut butter. (Thanks to nursecindy)
WHEW!
This is one of those heart-stopping, pulse-pounding stories you are glad is resolved before you first hear about it. (Thanks to insomniac for the original link)
AND THEY SAY BRITISH COOKING IS BORING
We can't wait for lunch. (Thanks to Andrew Hoenig) Related non-British story here. (Thanks to Ralph K.)
July 26, 2009
IT WAS SEVERAL HOURS BEFORE THE CREW REALIZED THAT IT WASN'T ONE OF THE PASSENGERS
Dead Whale Gets Stuck in Cruise Ship Bow (Thanks to Rafi Farber)
IT WON'T GET FAR ON FOOT
(Thanks to catmanmax)
THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Nearly 11,000 acres of federal land closed while outhouse explosion probed (Thanks to Fiskr)
WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR METALLICA
Killer Chipmunk (Thanks to Ralph)
ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
"He felt like he had to go and touch the Intrepid, so instead of paying for admission and going on board, he decided to jump in the water." (Thanks to Carl Youngdahl)
July 25, 2009
SHE'S DEFINITELY WASHINGTON MATERIAL
A foolproof economic plan. A bit old, but as timely as ever. (Thanks to Another Dave)
