Dave Barry's Blog, page 3904
July 30, 2009
HEADLINE OF THE DAY
Unfortunately, we cannot blog it because of our strict policies against ... oh, Austria it. (Thanks to DavCat, Peter Metrinko, Jeff Meyerson and Richard Hunt)
AND NO RUNNING THE RED LIGHT, EITHER!
'We are a very traditional community and we find this sort of public display shocking,' the F***ing resident added. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, queensbee, and DavCat)
July 29, 2009
WHEN FRISBEES ARE OUTLAWED...
Never mind. (Thanks to Gary Darling)
WHAT WE WOULD POST ON OUR IN-HOUSE BULLETIN BOARD IF WE HAD THE NERVE
A wild suggestion to the person who dropped a spoon down the drain in the kitchen: You could pick it up! Yes, this is a radical thought, along the lines of 'park your car between the two lines, not just...
SO WE KNOW THEY WON'T BE NEEDING ANY ACTING LESSONS
George Cochrane said his school-aged son and daughter, who study by distance education from their farm in Grenfell, were horrified by the sites they could access. (Thanks to Allen at Division)
WHEN POTATO PEELERS ARE OUTLAWED...
(Thanks to Onterrible and DavCat)
FORGET SQUIRRELS
Breakout fuels killer chipmunk concerns Killer chipmunks invade kitchens I fled mad chipmunk (Thanks to DavCat)
July 28, 2009
LA CUCARACHA DE FLORIDA
It''s lobster mini-season!
IDAHO RECREATIONAL UPDATE
Do not even think of attempting this without beer.
IDAHO SPIRITUAL UPDATE
Yes, we have blogged this sign before. But hey.
