Dave Barry's Blog, page 3905
July 28, 2009
HOW CAN THE BLOG COMPETE?
The purported autobiography of a movie-star chimpanzee is among the contenders for Britain's most prestigious literary award. (Thanks to Gary)
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
...for Googly-Eyed Cisco and the Slave Lake Band! (Thanks to The Perts)
WE ARE PRETTY SURE THIS WAS BLOGGED BEFORE
And it's not worth getting fired for, so we are not going to blog it. (Thanks anyway to CJrun)
THIS JUST IN
(Thanks to crossgirl and insomniac)
July 27, 2009
URGENT BREAKING NEWS FLASH
Typing while you drive is not safe. (We can only think: "Tell me not Friar that thou hear'st of this unless thou tell me how I can prevent it!" but that is because we are a dork.) (Thanks to Jeff...
CSI: RICHARDSON
(Thanks to Russell Mc and Josh Orpin)
A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE IS ON ITS WAY
...to this lucky woman. (Thanks to Horace)
ADVISORY
Blogging from me will be sporadic for the next few weeks because I'm in Idaho, trying to finish a book and interacting with nature. Although I'm hoping there won't be too much interaction. The local paper, The Idaho Mountain Express...
