Dave Barry's Blog, page 3902
August 5, 2009
HOW A MAN WASHES A CAR
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
August 4, 2009
UNFAIR UNFAIRNESS LAWSUIT OF THE DAY
She suggested that Monroe's Office of Career Advancement shows preferential treatment to students with excellent grades. "They favor more toward students that got a 4.0. They help them more out with the job placement," she said. (Thanks to Cheryl Howard...
WOMEN
Do NOT mess with them. (Thanks to Baron vonKlyff)
INTERNATIONAL SOCCER UPDATE
Russian soccer fans have been told to drink whisky on their trip to Wales for next month's World Cup qualifier to ward off the H1N1 swine flu virus. (Thanks to Russell Mc)
TRAGEDY AT BLUEBELL LAKES
Britain's Favorite Carp found dead. Note: Irreplaceable Fish WBAGNFARB (Thanks to Ralph K.)
ATTENTION, DARWIN AWARDS JUDGES
Do you have a category for people who are still alive?
August 3, 2009
IDAHO LIVESTOCK-ON-THE-LOOSE UPDATE
(Thanks to nursecindy)
WILL NOTHING KILL THESE THINGS?
(Thanks to Dick Ranlet)
IDAHO: LAND OF MYSTERY
This sign is on the side of an otherwise nondescript white house in Ketchum, Idaho:
DIDN'T THEY OPEN FOR MARILYN MANSON?
Put your hands together for The Acid-Spitting Mongolian Death Worms. (Thanks to Ralph K. and Jeff Meyerson)
