Dave Barry's Blog, page 3899

THE WINTER OLYMPICS ARE COMING

America is ready.

TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY

"Boom he was gone. That Son of a B can run like a deer." (Thanks to Allen at Division and, of course, Jeff Meyerson)

R-E-S-P-E-C-T (O-R E-L-S-E)

Yawn leads to jail time for Ill. courtroom spectator (Thanks to oneblankspace)

ALL RIGHT, ALREADY

But we maintain a firm "Eeeww." (Thanks first to queensbee, and then everyone else who is missing the Eeeww gene)

OH NOOOOOOOO

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT

Give it a shot. (Thanks to Allen at Division)

MAKING TREKKERS LOOK MAINSTREAM

"Furries" agog about animal togs. (Thanks to Allen at Division, and not, oddly enough, Claire Martin) Odd video update (Thanks to Jesse Sarles)

MOVE OVER, NORMA RAE

Stolen inflatable clown found with list of demands (Thanks to DavCat and Jeff Meyerson)

FISH ARE OUT OF CONTROL UPDATE

(Thanks to Siouxie)

MADE FOR EACH OTHER

"I took one look at her, my lip curled like a young sheep's does and I started blubbering," he said. (Thanks to Guin)