Dave Barry's Blog, page 3897
August 14, 2009
TALK ABOUT YER STYLE
Key quote from this classy lady, whining about how tough it is being so skinny and tiny and all, not to mention there was polyester critiquing JCPenney: ...it has the most obese mannequins I have ever seen. They probably need...
THE SUSPECT WAS COVERED WITH UNEXPLAINED RULER MARKS
Police apprehend a burglary suspect being hotly pursued by a nun. Key Crimestopper Quote: There, in the middle of a soybean field, was a man carrying a rifle, a handsaw and a pair of boxing gloves. It didn't look right....
KALAMAZOO
City of Excitement. (Thanks to DavCat)
POSSIBLE EXPLANATION FOR WHY THERE ARE SO FEW DUTCH PEOPLE
(Thanks to Keith Merrill)
WE CAN'T BELIEVE HE DOESN'T ALREADY HAVE A FLORIDA LICENSE
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
WHO SAYS GUYS AREN'T ROMANTIC?
Not this blog. (Thanks to DavCat and Ralph)
August 13, 2009
LET ALL OF US WHO HAVE EVER CRANKED THE VOLIUME UP TO TEN PAUSE FOR A MOMENT
...in memory of the great Les Paul.
YOUR DAILY ARTS UPDATE
Jaguar Love signs to Fat Possum This has been your Daily Arts Update.
ALL UNITS BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR SUSPICIOUS BULGES
Adelaide cops baffled by cucumber thefts Key Turn o' Phrase: Police are "in a pickle." (Thanks to DavCat)
THIS IS A LITTLE OLD, BUT VERY IMPORTANT
Go ahead and pee in your gas tank. (Thanks to Voik)
