Dave Barry's Blog, page 3896
August 17, 2009
HOW DOES IT DO WITH SQUIRRELS?
(Thanks to nursecindy and Jeff Meyerson)
THE NEWS FROM CHINA
It arrives at night to the home of a man surnamed Zhang, defecates and brings in dead mice. Zhang said it also climbs on his bed to belt out a scream. He did not say whether it pounded its chest.
August 16, 2009
AMERICA'S GOT TALENT OUT THE WAZOO
Literally. (Thanks to Janice Gelb)
WHERE THE HELL IS THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY?
Woman says she was repeatedly bitten by otters (Thanks to Horace LaBadie)
SHE SHOULD GET A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
We have drawbridges here, too. (Thanks to Andy the tropichunt.com guy)
INTERNATIONAL MOMS
They're just like ours. (Thanks to nursecindy)
INTERNATIONAL EDUCATION
We may never catch up. (Thanks to Lord Greg)
August 14, 2009
THE SADDEST DOG IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD
Lucy went to the vet today about her Tail Issue.
YOUR DAILY ARTS UPDATE
Elephant learns to play the harmonica This has been your Daily Arts Update. (Thanks to this blog's baby brother Sam Barry, who also plays the harmonica, and has a book out)
CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE DAY SO FAR
(Thanks to Will Dwayer)
